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Nothing Is Simple Anymore Tee

Maroon / S
$26.00
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Nothing Is Simple Anymore Tee

$26.00
Sale price  $26.00 Regular price 
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For anyone who remembers when things used to make sense—or at least pretended they did.

Everything has three extra steps, nothing comes with clear instructions, and somehow we are still expected to know what is going on.

Made for overthinkers, tired optimists, and anyone navigating one unnecessary complication at a time.

Product details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

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